Reblogged from pizza
a flavorful sensation
I love you. That is all.
In France, they don’t say ‘I Love You’. They say instead “cet homme a volé un peu de pain et je vais le chasser pour le reste de sa vie avant de sortir avec lui, je veux dire le mettre en prison”
(via keptinkirks)
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
WHAT
WANT SO BAD
Am I the only one thinking this is as close as I can get to my own JARVIS? XD
(Source: thinkgeek.com)
Marvel has no shame
wtf was the context of this
I literally can’t think of any other possible way to take that
Life with you is perfect
(Here is that amazingly awesome picture that has been floating around the internet!)
(via wordsplat)
